A Peanut's Life Trailer/Transcript

Transcript:

 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie): Hello!
 * Narrator: From the creators of Boy Story
 * Emmet Brickowski (The Lego Movie): To infinity...
 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie): And beyond!
 * Narrator: Comes an all-new motion picture event. TongueSpeakingFool Productions presents,
 * Troy Bolton: No! Chad, no! Don't look at the light!
 * Chad Danforth: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! (Screams)
 * Kenny Rogers (MADtv): Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The childrens pick the food, the cats eat the food. It's a character-eat-character world out there. Someone could get hurt.
 * B'rer Bear (Songs Of the South): He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?
 * Kenny Rogers (MADtv): Let's ride!
 * B'rer Bear (Songs Of the South): (Laughing) Ooh!
 * Peppermint Patty (The Peanuts Movie): It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. (Laughs)
 * Charlie Brown (Peanuts): I've got an idea! We could find bigger characters to come here and fight!
 * Peppermint Patty (It's a Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown): Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!
 * Narrator: What they needed was some help?
 * (All Screaming)
 * Charlie Brown (Peanuts): You're perfect!
 * Narrator: What they got...
 * Reggie (Free Birds): Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
 * Narrator: Was a bunch of crowns?
 * (Both): Hey!
 * Spencer (Thomas & Friends): We're losing the audience! Get out there now!
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): They'll only laugh at me.
 * Spencer (Thomas & Friends): That's because you're a clown!
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): You parasite.
 * Charlie Brown (Peanuts): Circus Peanuts?
 * Lincoln Loud & Clyde McBride (The Loud House): Hey!
 * Charlie Brown (Peanuts): I thought you were warriors.
 * Grubber (My Little Pony: The Movie): Hey, cutie ! Wanna pollinate with a real children?
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: So, being a smart boy automatically makes me a boy!
 * Linus Van Pelt: Christ!
 * Barry (Early Man): He's a guy!
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): Come on, Thomas, You're making the creatures cry.
 * The Little Red Haired Girl (The Peanuts Movie): Charlie Brown!
 * Charlie Brown: (Chuckles Nervously)
 * Narrator: TongueSpeakingFool Productions presents,
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: (Screaming)
 * Charlie Brown: I'm desperate!
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): I couldn't tell.
 * The Little Red Haired Girl (The Peanuts Movie): This was not supposed to happen.
 * Kenny Rogers (MADtv): Squish 'em.
 * Charlie Brown: (Charlie Brown Screaming)
 * Victoria (Michael Jackson's Halloween): (Screeching)
 * Linus Van Pelt (the Peanuts Movie): (Screams)
 * Emmet Brickowski (The LEGO Movie): Run for your lives!
 * Narrator: An epic,
 * Linus Van Pelt (the Peanuts Movie): I think I'm going to wet myself.
 * Narrator: of miniature proportions.
 * Charlie Brown: Rain! We are serve cats! from the colony, and for oppressed ants everywhere!
 * (All Cheering)
 * Linus Van Pelt: Hello there, girly children.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: Shoo, crow. Don't bother me.
 * Narrator: A Peanut's Life, coming to theatres, this thanksgiving.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: Hey! Turn your butt off!