Wreck-It Eddie 2: Eddie Breaks the Internet Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * (Mr. Litwak leaves the arcade and lights out Fix-It Felix Jr. game): Hey, kid!
 * Eddie (Sing (2016)): Wake up!
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): Eddie, what is wrong with you?
 * Eddie (Sing (2016)): Start churning butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, 'cause we're about to blast off!
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?
 * Eddie (Sing (2016)): We're going to the internet.
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): What? Woohoo!
 * (Wifi plug red light riding with blue light): Woohoo!
 * Eddie (Sing (2016)): (Screaming)
 * (Red light chasing blue light in plug): (Grunts) Ooh! Ow! (Grunts)
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the internet!
 * Eddie (Sing (2016)): (Screaming) (Grunting) Whoa! Cool!
 * (Amazon in internet city)
 * (Eddie (Sing (2016)) Clip): (Whistle)
 * (Twitter in trees, twitter birds whisting)
 * (Carvana, Myspace, Facebook, Social Media, YouTube, Google and IMDb in the internet city): Wow! Look at all this stuff.
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen.
 * Rudy Davis (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?
 * Eddie (Sing (2016)): Um...
 * Rudy Davis (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): Umbrella? Umbrage? Umami?
 * Flint Lockwood: No.
 * Rudy Davis (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): Noah’s Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
 * Flint Lockwood: (Groans)
 * Rudy Davis (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're going to say.
 * Rudy Davis (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): My autofill is a touch aggressive today.
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): Let me try. Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.
 * Rudy Davis (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): Oh, I only found one result.
 * (Oh My Disney in the castle): Oh, come on!
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): Princesses
 * (Equestria Girls meets everyone): And cartoon characters.
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): Barf!
 * Duke (The Secret Life of Pets): Hey.
 * (Roley (Bob the Builder) flying, The Muppet Show, Star Wars, Disney Animation, Marvel and Pixar place): Whoa!
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): Cool!
 * First Order Stormtrooper: You're coming with
 * (Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie) Clip): Us, kid.
 * (Princesses this is a restricted area on a door, Disney princesses room, glitching Vanellope)
 * Gabriella Montez (High School Musical): (Gasps)
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): Hi.
 * (Princesses are attack, Gabriella Montez breaks her glass slipper with pointy): Whoa, whoa, ladies!
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): I'm a princess too!
 * Tulip (Storks): What kind of a princess are you?
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): Uh...
 * Captain Celano (My Little Pony: The Movie): Do you have magic hair?
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): No.
 * Rapunzel (from Tangled): Magic hands?
 * Dee Dee (Dexter's Laboratory): No.
 * Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls Friendship Games): Do animals talk to you?
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): No.
 * Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls): Were you poisoned?
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): No.
 * Luan Loud (The Loud House) and Stephanie (LazyTown): Cursed?
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): No!
 * Captain Celano and Gabriella Montez: Kidnapped or enslaved?
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
 * Captain Celano: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): Yes! What is up with that?
 * Tulip, Wyldstyle, Captain Celano,  Rapunzel,  Luan Loud and Sunset Shimmer: She is a princess!
 * Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks): (Singing)
 * Narrator: eddie Breaks the Internet.
 * Eddie (Sing (2016)): Shouldn't it be "Eddie Wrecks the Internet"?
 * Robyn Starling (Tom & Jerry: The Movie): Yes, since he is Eddie.
 * Blythe Baxter (Littlest Pet Shop): Uh, yeah, but "break the internet", it's like a thing.
 * Eddie (Sing (2016)): Right, it's just "Wreck the Internet" kind of sounds better, doesn't it?
 * Blythe Baxter (Littlest Pet Shop): Uh, you're not wrong.