The Aristotoons Part 1 - Opening Credits/Paris, 1910

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The Aristotoons

Starring... Singer: ''Which pets' address is the finest in Paris? Which pets posess the longest pedigree? Which pets get to sleep on velvet mats? Naturellement, the Aristotoons! Which pets are blessed with the fairest forms and faces? Which pets know best all the gentle social graces? Which pets live on creme and loving pats? Naturellement, the Aristotoons! They show aristocatic bearing when they're seen upon an airing And aristocatic flair in what they do and what they say Aristotoon are nevver found in alleyways or hanging around The garbage cans where common kids play Oh, no! Which pets are known to never show their claws? Which pets are prone to harly any flaws? To which pets do the others tip their hats? Naturellement, the Aristotoons! Aristotoons, ils sont toujours, meme quand ils font un petit tour Toujours precieux la ou ils vont ils sont fiers d'leur education Dedaignant les ruelles, ils preferent les bars aux poubelles Dont se contentent, trop vulgaires les chats d'gouttiere Ah, poisse! Quels "Miaou" reprouvent les gros mots? Quels chats chouchous s'estiment sans defauts? Et d'vant qui les aut'chats tirent leur chapeau ? Mais naturellement... Mais naturellement, voyons, Mais naturellement, Les AristoFairies!''
 * Sandy Cheeks as Duchess
 * SpongeBob SquarePants as Thomas O'Malley
 * Walden (Wow Wow Wubbzy) as Berlioz
 * Audrey (The Lorax (2012)) as Marie
 * Thomas the Tank Engine as Toulouse
 * Sara Clifton (Postman Pat) as Madame Adelaide Bonfamilie
 * Postman Pat as Georges Hautecourt
 * Queen Novo and Princess Skystar (My Little Pony: The Movie) as Abigali and Amelia Gabble
 * Capper (My Little Pony: The Movie) as Uncle Waldo
 * Emmet Brickowski (The LEGO Movie) & Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie) as Napoleon and Lafayette
 * Gene (The Emoji Movie) as Roquefort
 * Blu (Rio) as Scat Cat
 * Sid (Ice Age) as Peppo the Italian Cat
 * Gru (Despicable Me) as Hit Cat the English Cat
 * Squidward Tentacles (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Shun Gon the Chinese Cat
 * Gordon (Thomas and Friends) as Billy Boss the Russian Cat
 * Victor Quartermaine (Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the We-re Rabbit) as Edgar Balthazar
 * Sea Swirl (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Frou-Frou
 * Sara Clifton/Madame: Audrey, my little one, you are going to be as beautiful as your mother. Isn't she, Thumbelina?
 * Sandy Cheeks/Duchess meows
 * Sara Clifton/Madame: Careful, Gnatty! You're making it very difficult for Grundel.
 * Victor Quartermaine/Edgar: Whoa, Sara, whoa. Steady, girl.
 * Sara Clifton/Madame (getting out of the coach): Thank you, Grundel. [Sea Swirl neighs] Oh. Of course, The Blue Fairy, I almost forgot [she gives Sea Swirl something which she starts chewing on]
 * Victor Quartermaine/Edgar: Belle, uh-- may I take your parcel, Belle? It really is much too heavy for you, Belle.
 * Sara Clifton/Madame: Now, tut-tut, Maximus. Don't fuss over me.
 * [Kids meanwhile play around The Blue Fairy's legs.]
 * Sandy Cheeks/Duchess: Walden, come back here. Haven't you forgotten something, darling?
 * Walden/Berlioz: Thank you, miss Sea Swirl, for letting me ride on your back.
 * Sea Swirl/Frou-frou chuckles: You are quite welcome, young man.
 * Walden/Berlioz: How was that, Thumbelina?
 * Sandy Cheeks/Duchess: Very good, darling, that was very nice.
 * Sara Clifton/Madame: from the front door: Come along, Sandy Cheeks, Kids, come along Oh, and Victor, I'm expecting my attorney, Postman Pat. You remember him, of course. [She leaves and Victor says for himself]
 * Victor Quartermaine/Edgar: Of course, Sara. How could anyone forget him?