Boys (Cars) Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * Blu: Okay. Here we are. Focus. Speed.
 * Boog: Hey, Blu You're ready?
 * Blu: Oh, yeah!
 * Announcer: The rookie sensation came into the season unknown. But everyone knows him now.
 * Joy and Sadness: We love you, Blu!
 * Wander: You're my hero, Blu!
 * Blu: Wander, thank you.
 * Wander: He knows my name. He knows my name!
 * Blu: California, here I come! Woo-hoo! Holy Porsche. Aah! Ow! Ow! Ow! (Grunts) Ow! Where am I? (Yelling)
 * Gene: You're in Radiator Springs. The cutest little town in Carburetor County.
 * Oscar: Hey, ése! You need a new paint job, man!
 * Mr. Krabs: All rise!
 * Wallace: Show-off.
 * Josh: How 'bout some organic fuel?
 * Chief Bogo: Oh, take a sea star wash, hippie.
 * A Huge Snake (Geng: The Adventure Begins): (Roaring)
 * Blu: (Screaming) This place is crazy! I gotta get outta here!
 * Gene: You're funny. I like you already.
 * Blu: Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean.
 * Jack Skellington: I know your time.
 * Blu: Jack, hold it.
 * Jack Skellington: These are good folk around here, who care about one another.
 * Jewel: Come on, let's take a drive.
 * Blu: A drive?
 * Jewel: Don't you blue birds ever just take a drive?
 * Blu: Uh, no. Look at that. Look, they're drivin' right by. They don't even know what they're missing!
 * Jewel: Forty years ago, that Interstate down there didn't exist. The town got bypassed just to save ten minutes of driving.
 * Jack Skellington: When is the last time you cared about something except yourself, bird?
 * Mr. Krabs: (Sniffs)
 * Oscar: Oh, dude, are you crying?
 * Mr. Krabs: No! I'm happy!
 * Narrator: TongueSpeakingFool presents...
 * Blu: Hey, do I spy a little pinstriping tattoo back there?
 * Jewel: Oh, you saw that?
 * Narrator: On June 9th.
 * Blu: (Laughing) Blah!
 * Gene: What's so important about this race of yours?
 * Blu: I've been dreaming about it my whole life!
 * Narrator: A bird who thought he have it all.
 * Blu: Ka-chow!
 * Narrator: It's about to discover...
 * Josh: (Laughing)
 * Narrator: Everything he's been missing.
 * Gene: I knowed I made a good choice!
 * Blu: In what?
 * Gene: My best friend.
 * Josh: There's a lotta love out there, you know, man?
 * Jack Skellington: We are back in business!
 * Blu: Ka-chow!
 * Jewel: (Laughing)
 * Gene: Whee-hee! Dad gum!
 * (Boys (Cars) Logo)
 * Jewel: Ugh! Ow!
 * Blu: Did I scare you?
 * Gene: A little bit, but I'll be all right.