MADtv: High School Musical (TongueSpeakingFool Style) Transcript

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 * Voiceover: High School Musical (TongueSpeakingFool Style)!
 * Woody (Toy Story): Nice bounce pass, Mushmouth.
 * Mushmouth (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): Thanks, Woody. Did you hear the news about Ted Wiggins?
 * Woody (Toy Story 2): You mean the captain of the basketball team?
 * Mushmouth (The Adventures of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): He's trying out for the high school musical!
 * Woody (Toy Story 2): No way!
 * Mushmouth (Fat Albert (2004)): He's been keeping his beautiful singing voice... a secret.
 * Woody (Toy Story 3): No way!: That's shocking! I guess all teenagers have secrets. In fact, I have a little one of my own...
 * Woody (Toy Story 3) (singing): Every time I miss a shot my dad screams "Damn, Woody!". Then he takes a spatula and really hits me hard. If we lose a game, he whips my *ss, with his favorite leather belt. Last night, he worked me over good, check out all these nasty welts!
 * All: What a secret, oh what a secret! Better keep it, you better keep it.
 * Woody (Toy Story 3): I've got ooze and blisters on my butt.
 * All: Zip your lips and keep your big mouth shut.
 * The Wonderbolts (My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Friendship Games): Hey...since we're being honest, we've got secrets, too.
 * Victoria (Michael Jackson's Halloween): And how.
 * Justine Clarke (Play School): I put too much food in, but I wanna be thin, so I do something extreme-ia. When my hunger pains surge, I binge, then I purge, I've got a wicked case of bulimia!
 * Marcie and Peppermint Patty (Peanuts): And I think you agree that I put on weight. I've got 3 months to go. There's a bun in the oven from after school lovin', with lazy eyed Janitor Joe!
 * All: What a secret, oh, what a secret! Better keep it, you better keep it.
 * Angry Grandpa (The Angry Grandpa Show): Don't rat me out, or you'll get cut.
 * All: Zip your lips and keep your big mouth shut.
 * Gaston (Beauty and the Beast): Hey, I've got a secret too...I'm gay.
 * All: We know.
 * Mushmouth (Fat Albert (2004)): Since everybody's coming clean, I never learned to read. My locker's filled with crystal meth, and ecstasy, and weed. And I've got another secret, that you never would have guessed. I was born with my heart on the outside of my chest!
 * All: What a secret, oh, what a secret! Better keep it, you better keep it.
 * Mushmouth (The New Fat Albert Show): I also only have one nut.
 * All: Zip your lips and keep your big mouth shut.
 * All: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! YAY!!!!!
 * (Part II)
 * Voiceover: And now, back to Disney's High School Musical (TongueSpeakingFool Style).
 * The Dazzlings (Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks): Hey, everyone, I've got a secret, too!
 * Mushmouth (Fat Albert (2004)): Really? What is it?
 * The Dazzlings (Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks): I've got Juvenile Diabetes!
 * Queen Victoria (The Pirates! Band of Misfits): Bummer. Wanna sing about it?
 * The Dazzlings (Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks): Sure!
 * Trixie and Starlight Glimmer (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): When my insolin levels get out of whack, I can have a stroke, or a heart attack. I...oh crap...CANDY BAR! CANDY BAR!
 * All: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! WOOHOO!