Woody and the Magic Desert Island Trailer/Transcript

Trailer (US)

 * Narrator: She fire the imnagination of millions around the world. Now, she's headed for the big screen in her very first movie. Woody the Cowboy!
 * Woody/Thomas: Who else will you expecting?
 * Narrator: TongueSpeakingFool Pictures proudly presents, your passpord to "Woody and the Magic Desert Island"!
 * T.J. "Theodore Jasper" Detweiler/Mr. Conductor: All aboard!
 * Pal/Mutt: (barks)
 * Bill Green/Billy Twofeathers: Important day, Alais?
 * T.J. "Theodore Jasper" Detweiler/Mr. Conductor: It is a very important day!
 * Jafar/Diesel 10: Outta the way!
 * Narrator: But something has gone wrong...
 * Ralphie/Mr. C. Junior: Hello?
 * T.J. Detweiler/Mr. Conductor: Ralphie, you got to come here, right away!
 * Narrator: ...the sparkle has left the land...
 * T.J. Detweiler/Mr. Conductor: I've ran out of the gold dust, because that I'm losing my energy as well!
 * Ralphie/Mr. C. Junior: Just hold on, guys!
 * Narrator: ...and it will take a heroine with nose of steel...
 * Woody/Thomas: Don't worry! I'm on my way!
 * Narrator: ...to bring the magic back.
 * Jafar/Diesel 10: I'll get you, you white puffball! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
 * Narrator: This summer, you're invided to unwine.
 * Ralphie/Mr. C. Juniour: This is just like the funfair!
 * Narrator: Take a load off...
 * Robbie Rotten and Randall Boggs/Splatter and Dodge: I don't think he ment to do that.
 * Narrator: ...and experinse life on the fast track.
 * Ralphie/Mr. C. Juinor: Yee-haw!
 * Jafar/Diesel 10: Losing your sparkle, eh? (evil laughs) What perfict timing!
 * Narrator: T.J. Detweiler...
 * T.J. Detweiler/Mr. Conductor: I've got to find more gold dust!
 * Narrator: ...Henry Gardner...
 * Henry Gardner/Burrnett Stone: This is your Shining Time, too.
 * Narrator: ...Thumbelina...
 * Thumbelina/Lily: You're a Really useful Cowboy, Woody!
 * Narrator: ...and Woody.
 * T.J. Detweiler/Mr. Conductor: Aah!!! (thud) Uuh!
 * Pal/Mutt: (whines)
 * T.J. Detweiler/Mr. Conductor: Now that's I call it "The Perfect Landing"!
 * Narrator: "Woody and the Magic Desert Island". This summer, share the wonder with your family!
 * Woody/Thomas: I'll save a seat for you!