Boy Story part 4 - Emmet the Space Ranger

Transcript

 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Mr. Potato Head: What is it?
 * Lynn Loud/Bo Peep: Can you see it?
 * James the Red Engine/Slinky: What the heck is up there?
 * Eugene H. Krabs/Rex: Josh? Who's up there with you?
 * James the Red Engine/Slinky: Josh, what are you doing under the bed?
 * Josh/Woody: Uh-h-h-h...nothing! Uh, nothing. I'm sure William was just a little excited, that's all. Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. it's just a mistake.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Mr. Potato Head: Well, that MISTAKE is sitting in your spot, Orinoco.
 * Eugene H. Krabs/Rex: Have you been replaced?
 * Josh/Woody: Hey! What did I tell you earlier? No one is getting replaced. Now let's all be polite, and give whatever it is up there a nice, big "Ted Wiggin's Room" welcome.
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Emmet to Star Command. Come in, Star Command. Star Command - come in. Do you read me? Why don't they answer?!! (Gasps) My ship!! Blast! This'll take weeks to repair! Paddington Mission Log. Stardate 4072: My ship has run off course en route to sector 12.  I've crash landed on a strange planet. The impact must have awoken me from hyper-sleep. Terrain seems a bit unstable... No read-out yet if the air is breathable... and there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere --
 * Josh/Woody: Hello-o-o...
 * Emmet Brickwoski/Buzz Lightyear: HO-YAAAHH!!!
 * Josh/Woody: Aaaaaaah! Whoa, hey, whoa, did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry.  Howdy! My name is Josh and this is Andy's room.  That's all I wanted to say, and also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This my spot, see, the bed here --
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Emmet, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash landed here by mistake.
 * Josh/Woody: Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed, here, is my spot.
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystalic fusion?
 * Josh/Woody: Well, let's see, we've got double A's --
 * Emmet Brickwoski/Buzz Lightyear: Watch yourself!! Halt!  Who goes there?!
 * Eugene H. Krabs/Rex: Don't shoot! It's okay! Friends!
 * Emmet Brickwoski/Buzz Lightyear: Do you know these life forms?
 * Josh/Woody: Yes. They're Ryan Evan's boys.
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Alright, everyone. You're clear to come up. I am Emmet brickowski. I come in peace.
 * Eugene H. Krabs/Rex: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a alaskan crab!
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Why, thank you... Now thank you all for your kind welcome.
 * Eugene H. Krabs/Rex: Say! What's that button do?
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: I'll show you. (sample voice) Emmet to the rescue!
 * James the Red Engine/Slinky: Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pullstring, only it --
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Mr. Potato Head: Only it sounds like a car ran over it.
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Hamm: So, uh, where are you from? Fat Man, Red Engine? Tower of London?
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Well...no, actually I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the Evil Lord Business, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Mattel Company.
 * Eugene H. Krabs/Rex: And I'm from Krusty Krab. Well, I'm not actually from Pianta, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buy-out. Well, I don't really understand the financials, but...
 * Josh/Woody: You'd think they've never seen a new children before.
 * Lynn Loud/Bo Peep: Well sure, look at him. He's got more gadgets on him then a Swiss army knife.
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Ah, ah, ah, please be careful! You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Josh?
 * Josh/Woody: It's not a laser! It's a little lightbulb that blinks!
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Hamm: What's with him?
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Mr. Potato Head: Laser-envy.
 * Josh/Woody: All right, that's enough. Look, we're all very impressed with Perfect Peter's new children--
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Boy?
 * Josh/Woody: B-O-Y.  Boy.
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger.
 * Josh/Woody: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's pre-school toys present.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Mr. Potato Head: Gettin' kind of tense, aren't you?
 * Eugene H. Krabs/Rex: Oh, uh, Mr. Paddington? Now I'm curious. What does a Space Ranger actually do?
 * Josh/Woody: He's not a Space Ranger! He doesn't fight evil or shoot lasers or fly --
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me.
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Hamm: Oh, impressive wingspan. Very good!
 * Josh/Woody: Oh, what?!...What?! These are plastic. He can't fly!
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy and I CAN fly.
 * Josh/Woody: No, you can't.
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Yes, I can.
 * Josh/Woody: You can't!
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Can!
 * Josh/Woody: Can't! Can't! Can't!
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
 * Josh/Woody: Okay then, Mr. Lightbear!  Prove it.
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: All right, then, I will. Stand back everyone! To infinity and beyond!! Can.
 * Eugene H. Krabs/Rex: Whoa! Oh, wow! You flew magnificently!
 * Lynn Loud/Bo Peep: I found my moving buddy!
 * Emmet Brickowski/Buzz Lightyear: Why, thank you. Thank you all. Thank you.
 * Josh/Woody: That wasn't flying! That was falling with style!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Mr. Potato Head: Man, the dolls must really go for you! Can you teach me that?
 * James the Red Engine/Slinky: Heh, heh, heh! Golly bob howdy --
 * Josh/Woody: Oh, shut up! In a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was. They'll see... they'll see. I'm still Ted Wiggin's favorite boy.