Rudy Davis (Shrek) Part 21 - That's What Friends Are For

Transcript:
(Rudy Davis goes outside and is surprised to see Peter Sam gathering rocks and sticks to make what appears to be a wall.) (After hearing this, Rudy Davis angrily walks up to Peter Sam and tries to push him away with a stick.) (Rudy Davis angrily walks away and drops the stick causing Peter Sam to fall to the ground. But Peter Sam doesn't give up so easily and starts following her.) (Rudy Davis angrily enters the outhouse and slams the door behind her.) (Rudy Davis suddenly comes out of the outhouse, slowly and calmly.) (Peter Sam just gives her a stern look. Rudy Davis takes a deep breath and sighs.) (Peter Sam thinks for a minute and becomes happy again.) (Rudy Davis shakes Peter Sam by the hoof in agreement.) (Rudy Davis suddenly remembers something.) (Rudy Davis lets out a loud whistle and a huge roar fills the swamp. Suddenly, Nicole Watterson appears from out of the forest. Peter Sam is shocked with amazement.)
 * Rudy Davis: Peter Sam? What are you doing?
 * Peter Sam: I think you of all people would recognize a wall when you see one.
 * Rudy Davis: Well, yeah. But the wall is supposed to go around my swamp, not through it.
 * Peter Sam: It is. See? There's your half and this is my half.
 * Rudy Davis: (saracstically) Oh, your half?
 * Peter Sam: Yes, my half. I helped rescue the prince. I did half the work. I get half the booty. Now give me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head.
 * Rudy Davis: Back off!
 * Peter Sam: No, you back off!
 * Rudy Davis: This is my swamp!
 * Peter Sam: Our swamp!
 * Rudy Davis: Let go, Peter Sam!
 * Peter Sam: You let go!
 * Rudy Davis: Stubborn idiot!
 * Peter Sam: Smelly princess!
 * Rudy Davis: FINE!
 * Peter Sam: Hey! Hey! Come back here! I'm not through with you yet!
 * Rudy Davis: Well, I'm through with you!
 * Peter Sam: Uh-uh! You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Well, guess what? Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You are mean to me! You insult me and you don't appreciate anything I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away!
 * Rudy Davis: Oh, yeah? If I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
 * Peter Sam: Because that's what friends do. They forgive each other!
 * Rudy Davis: Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're right, Peter Sam. I forgive you.. FOR STABBING ME IN THE BACK!
 * Peter Sam: (groans) You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings!
 * Rudy Davis: (from inside the outhouse) Go away!
 * Peter Sam: See? There you are doing it again, just like you did to Eugene, and all he ever did was like you, maybe even love you.
 * Rudy Davis: Love me?! He said I was ugly! A hideous creature! I heard the two of you talking!
 * Peter Sam: He wasn't talking about you, he was talking about-- (she remembers her promise to Rarity) --uh, somebody else.
 * Rudy Davis: He... wasn't talking about me? Well, then who was he talking about?
 * Peter Sam: Uh-uh! No way! I ain't saying anything! You don't wanna listen to me, right? Right?
 * Rudy Davis: Peter Sam...
 * Peter Sam: No. (He turns away from her.)
 * Rudy Davis: (sarcastically) Okay. Look, I'm sorry,alright?
 * Rudy Davis: I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly princess. Can you ever forgive me?
 * Peter Sam: Hey, that's what friends are for right?
 * Rudy Davis: Right. Friends?
 * Peter Sam: Friends.
 * Rudy Davis: So, uh, what did Rarity say about me?
 * Peter Sam: What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask him?
 * Rudy Davis: The wedding! We'll never make it in time!
 * Peter Sam: (laughs) Never fear! For if there's a will, there's a way, and I have a way!
 * Rudy Davis: Peter Sam?!
 * Rudy Davis: (laughs) I guess it's just my animal magnetism!
 * Peter Sam: (laughs) Oh, come here you!

Movies/TV Shows/Video Games Used:

 * Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends (1984)
 * Thomas and Friends (2004)
 * Thomas and Friends: Blue Mountain Mystery (2012)
 * Fat Albert (2004)
 * Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids (1972)