Kids, Inc. Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * (Fade in from black)
 * (TongueSpeakingFool Logo Title Card)
 * (Fade out from black)
 * (Door room): Since the very first bed time all around the world children have known that once their mothers and fathers tuck them in and shut off the light. That there are cartoons hiding in their closets waiting to emerge. But what they don’t know is... It’s nothing personal, it’s just their job.
 * (Mater Jumps in the cactus Clip): Whoa!
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): There's nobody here. There’s no kid. There's supposed to be a kid. There's no kid to scare. I'm panicking because there's a total lack of kid here.
 * Mater (Cars): Let's just check the schedule.
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars 3): This is very embarrassing. Uh let me see. Nine o’clock.
 * Mater (Cars: Mater's Tall Tales): Nine o’clock.
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars 2): Boy's bedroom?
 * Mater (Cars): Boy's bedroom.
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars 2): Outer Magnolia?
 * Mater (Cars) Magnolia? Give me that. That's Mongolia. Bodi, does this look like Mongolia to you?
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars 2): Yeah, well kind of.
 * Mater (Cars): Well, okay. You remember the fifth grade? When you spent all your time passing notes to Suzy Boyle? The rest of us were studying geography. This is not Mongolia!
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars 2): Will you listen to this? Blame it on the little guy! How original! He must have read the schedule wrong with his two eyes!
 * Mater (Cars): McQueen, come on. Don't take it...
 * Lightning McQueen (MAD: Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine): You were thinking that! You were thinking that!
 * Mater (Cars): Sensitive. Come on buddy. Little blinky?
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): Don't do that. I'm
 * Mater (Cars): Resisting you. Come on. Don't make me like you.
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars 2): I don't want to like you now. All right. Hey! Guess which planet I am! Huh? Come on! Look! Guess which planet I am!
 * Mater (Cars): Okay. I wanna go back to the break room before all the doughnuts are gone.
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): Hey! Don't you even get it, you big throw rug!
 * (Lightning McQueen (Cars) Shocked): Oh.
 * (Kids, Inc.): Nice doggie. Nice big doggie. Kovu. Kovu, open the door. Open the door!
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): Now!
 * (Lightning McQueen (Cars 3) Running): Aah!
 * (Door shut)
 * (Coming Soon to YouTube)