The Wizard of Oz (TongueSpeakingFool Style) Alternate Ending Transcript

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 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: Oh, oh, come back. Oh, come back. Please don't go with out me. Please come back.
 * Rudy Davis/Man from sky: I can't come back! I don't know how it works! Goodbye folks!
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: Oh no. I'll never get home.
 * Capper/Cowardly Lion: Stay with us then, Twilight. We love ya! We don't wantch ya to go. Ha.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: Oh... that's very kind of you but this could never be like Kansas.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Tin Man: Look, Twilight! There's someone who could help you.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: Oh, oh my.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: Oh, will you help me? Can you help me?
 * Victoria/Glinda: You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had the power to go back to Kansas.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: Excuse me?!
 * Gene (The Emoji Movie)/Scarecrow: Why didn't you tell her before?
 * Victoria/Glinda: Because she wouldn't have believe me.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: Are you out of your F*cking mind? You came down in a big bubble!! I would've believed anything that you'd said. If you told me the only way to get home is to lick to lollipop Gill, I would've done it!
 * Capper/Cowardly Lion: Then you would never've met us.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: I could've done without the three of you. A teenage girl... skipping down the road with three dudes... I'd have to sleep with my hands between my legs! Thank God, I have the dog!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Tin Man: You didn't have to be afraid of me, Dorothy.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: Beleive me. I picked up on that right away, Tinsel toes.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: So, how do I get home, you witch?
 * Victoria/Glinda: Just click your heels.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: Click my hells? Listen, baby talk, I'm about a hair away from punching you in the face!!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Tin Man: Please don't talk like--
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: Zip it, homo. So, I click my heels... then what? Better be more complicated than that or I'm gonna go balistic!!
 * Victoria/Glinda: Oh, it's much more complicated than that. You have to click your heels and say "There's no place like home. There's no place like home."
 * Victoria/Glinda: And you would've been home in two seconds.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: I coulda been home Two seconds after I got here?
 * Victoria/Glinda: Oh, there are many other ways you could've gotton home. You could've... clapped your hands... you could've winked or brush your eyelash. You could've sneezed or turn your head quickly. Any of those ways and would've been home.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: You psycho glitter b*tch!
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: I almost went up in a balloon with that crazy old man. You're enjoying this, aren't you? You sick f*ck!!! You're so much worse than the other witches. Well, at least I knew where I stood with them. You're two-faced!
 * Victoria/Glinda: Oh... I was just trying to help you. I was trying to teach you a lesson.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: Teach me a lesson? Your not my parents! My parents are dead! I live with my Henry's Mum and three creepy animal who are pawing at me everyday and telling me how pretty I look in my checkered dress! Teach me a lesson! How dare you?
 * Human Twilight Sparkle/Dorothy: C'mon cotton candy!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Tin Man: This is terrible. Someone's gonna get hurt! There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
 * Duck the Great Western Engine/Tin Man #2: Do, Do. Wake up!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Tin Man: There's no place like home. Oh my god, DeGill. I just had the most insane Zelda dream.
 * Duck the Great Western Engine: Awe. My big strong paddington bear had a bad night? Oh, you need a little TLC, if you know what I mean.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Tin Man: Oh, no you won't.
 * Duck the Great Western Engine: Oh, let me get the oil can.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Tin Man: Oh, don't you dare.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Tin Man: Oh, oh. Whoopdee Doo!