Female Story 4 Trailer/Transcript

Teaser Trailer 1

 * Tickety Toc (Blue's Clues)/Forky: I don’t belong here! Aaah!
 * Ariel (The Little Mermaid)/Woody: There’s a snake in my boot!
 * Jasmine (Aladdin)/Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
 * Cera (The Land Before Time)/Rex: The panic is attacking me!
 * Miss Piggy (Muppets)/Hamm: Oh boy!
 * Gidget (The Secret Life of Pets)/Slinky Dog: Golly bob-howdy!
 * Tickety Toc (Blue's Clues)/Forky: I’m not a toy! Aaah!
 * Ariel (The Little Mermaid)/Woody: Hey, hey, somebody get him before he poke an eye out.

Teaser Trailer 2

 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): You're kidding me? She's said that? To your face?
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): To my face.
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): And then what happens?
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): So I get real close, right?
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): Mhm.
 * Lola Bunny (Space Jam): I'm like: "I don't care which cabbage patch you're from."
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): Oh-ho!
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): "Give me back my View-Master before I knock the dimples off your face."
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): Ho!
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): Okay?
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): No, you didn’t. You don’t even care, man.
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): Oh, yea.
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): Yeah. You are a "I don’t care" bear. "I don’t care" bear You know what I mean? You know what I am saying?
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): Oh! Ducky?
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): Yeah?
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): You see the new movie trailer?
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): For what?
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): You ain’t see it?
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): See what? What is it, Bunny?
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): Ducky.
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): What?
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): They’re making another Toy Story movie.
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): No! I thought those movies were done, dawg. They made three movies!
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): They did make three movies. This is number four.
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): Oh, shoot! Oh, no! I love the Toy Story, dawg.
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): Oh. Toy Story’s my jam!
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): That’s it. Wha-da-wait. Wh-what about Buzz Lightyear, doh?
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): “I am Buzz Lightyear. Space ranger.”
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): And then Woody’s like, “You…are…a…toy!”
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): Oh, yea. That’s a pretty good Woody.
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): Do the flying thing he does. Do it, do it, do it.
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): “To infinity and your mom.”
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): Say, say, wait, what?
 * Lola Bunny (The Looney Tunes Show): Yeah.
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): That’s not right.
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): You sure?
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): No, that’s not right.
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): I’m pretty sure that’s it.
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): No, no, no. Let me show you. “To insanity and a blonde!” That’s how it goes.
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): What are you even…saying?
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): No, that’s how it goes.
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): “To immunity and respond!”
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): “To indecency and–”
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): “To infrequently–”
 * Ariel (The Little Mermaid 2): Hey, hey! Guys! You got it all wrong.
 * Jasmine (Aladdin (2019)): It’s “To infinity and beyond!”
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show) and Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): (laughing)
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard!
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): You can’t go to infinity, dummy. It’s impossible.
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): He’s up here talkin’ about infinity.
 * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes): He’ll go beyond infinity.
 * Tina Russo (The Looney Tunes Show): You don’t know nothing about science.