Kidz (Antz) Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * Narrator: Fee fill feed lies another world...
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): Why'd I have to be born a worker?
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: In case you haven't noticed, we kids are running the show. We're the lords of the earth.
 * Narrator: A world just like our own.
 * Old Weird Harold (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): Okay, everybody. 6:15. Time to dance.
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: Don't you want your aphid beer?
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): Call me crazy. But, I have a thing about drinking from the caboose of another creature.
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: Suit yourself.
 * Narrator: Terence was just another face in the crowd. Until today she came into his life.
 * Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry (Thomas & Friends): Hi. Want to dance?
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): Absolutely.
 * Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry (Thomas & Friends): What on earth are you doing?
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): You know? Why does everybody have to dance the same? You know, that's completely boring.
 * Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry (Thomas & Friends): It's no fun.
 * Sci-Twi Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Legend of Everfree): Elizabeth! The guards are coming.
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): You're a princess? When can I see you again?
 * Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry (Thomas & Friends): Mmm, never. Bye.
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): No, wait! (Signs) Sonic! You gonna switch places with me. This is the only way I can see Princess Elizabeth.
 * Sonic the Hedgehog: Oh, boy.
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): Princess Elizabeth! Princess Elizabeth! Hey. It's me.
 * Coach Hines (MADtv): Right face!
 * Prince Hans (Frozen): We received word that the outlander enemy has mobilized.
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): This guy's crazy.
 * Prince Hans (Frozen): I am proud to send you into battle.
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): I'm sor-- i'm sorry, into battle?
 * Kids (The Peanuts Movie): (Yelling)
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): (Yells)
 * Wolves (Frozen): (Growls)
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): (Screams)
 * Narrator: Now, destiny will make him a hero...
 * Scoop (Bob the Builder): One soldier did make it back.
 * Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry (Thomas & Friends): You're the guy from the bar.
 * Prince Hans (Frozen): A worker danced with my fiancee? Arrest him.
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): Hey! Wait the minute.
 * Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry (Thomas & Friends): Let go of me!
 * Narrator: And it will take him on an adventure...
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends) and Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry: (Screaming)
 * Narrator: Beyond as wilderness dreams.
 * Gene (The Emoji Movie): So he kills himself a hundred outlanders, then bada-bing, bada-bip, bags himself the princess.
 * Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry: I can't believe you tried to pass yourself off as a soldier.
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): The trick is not to panic.
 * Narrator: And he's about to discover, that the challenges of the out side world...
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): Help me, Elizabeth!
 * Narrator: Of the least to his problems.
 * Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry: I've been kidnapped by the village idiot.
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): I know almost exactly what I'm doing.
 * Prince Hans (Frozen): We will spare no effort to bring her back.
 * Henry's Dad (Horrid Henry): Attack!
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): Look out!
 * Narrator: One Tractor...
 * Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry: Terence, help me!
 * Narrator: Will rise above it all.
 * Terence the Tractor (Thomas & Friends): Whoa-oa-oa!
 * Narrator: To prove that he's one, in the million. TongueSpeakingFool presents...
 * Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry: It looks like this is it, just when... I was starting to like you.
 * Terence the Tractor and Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry: (Screaming)
 * Narrator: Kidz.