Thomas & Lady Trailer/Transcript

Trailer #1

 * (TongueSpeakingFool's Entertainment logo shows up)
 * (Every day... They sit and wait. But when we're away... The adventure begins.)
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Ahhh.
 * (A timeless feud)
 * The Sultan: Red characters and blue characters have been enemies forever.
 * Fix-It Felix Jr.: Come on, Thomas.
 * Merida: Go!
 * Thomas: Ha-ha!
 * (A forbidden love)
 * Lady: Thomas.
 * Thomas: Lady, I just wanted to see you again.
 * Lady: I'm going to need you to cover me. If my dad asks. Just tell him I'm washing my hair.
 * Jenny: Take care! I'll tell your dad you're doing your hair!
 * Lady: Oh!
 * (An epic battle)
 * Wilf: Mess with our garden, will ya.
 * Geppetto: Hmm.
 * Narrator: From the director of Sonic 2. And featuring the classic music of Elton John.
 * Lady: Swim away, be free.
 * Nemo: Thank you. Oh.
 * Narrator: This spring, if you seek adventure...
 * The Sultan: Attack!
 * Thomas: Stealth is my middle name.
 * Jenny: Ooh, you look like a fun guy.
 * Narrator: If you believe in destiny...
 * Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun: Call me.
 * Narrator: Then get thee to a 3-D theater.
 * Bert: Let's split up!
 * Narrator: And experience Shakespeare's legendary tale...
 * Jenny: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
 * Merlin: Bravo!
 * Narrator: As you've never seen it before.
 * Thomas: This mission is gonna require maximum stealth.
 * Fix-It Felix Jr.: Well, you won't get much stealthier than this. Hello!
 * Narrator: Thomas & Lady.
 * Thomas: I can't go
 * Lady: I know how you feel.
 * Thomas: No, really, I'm stuck.

Trailer #2

 * Thomas: This mission is gonna require maximum stealth.
 * Fix-It Felix Jr.: Hello!
 * (TongueSpeakingFool's Entertainment logo shows up)
 * Narrator: When the humans leave, the adventure begins.
 * Wilf: Grr!
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Ahhh.
 * The Sultan: What's going on here?
 * Wilf: We're looking for a guardian.
 * Ronno: And his name's Thomas.
 * Lady: I'm going to need some kind of disguise.
 * Jenny: Here. That is cute.
 * Lady: Uh, maybe a tad less florescent pink?
 * Narrator: In 2011, meet Thomas and Lady.
 * Jenny: Lady! You met a boy!
 * Lady: He's a guardian.
 * Jenny: Your love is doomed. Your love is dead. Your love is doomed. Your love is dead.
 * Narrator: Get ready...
 * Dave the Minion: I suggest we put our heads together.
 * Fix-It Felix Jr.: What do you think?
 * Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun: Call me.
 * Narrator: For a 3D adventure...
 * Lady: He's a guardian.
 * Thomas: She's a queen.
 * Blu: And I'm macaw!
 * Jenny: No, I don't get it.
 * Narrator: That's gonna kick some grass. Featuring the music of Elton John.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Then we go need a bunch of coconuts.
 * Lady: Wow!
 * Narrator: James McAvoy...
 * Lady: If dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio.
 * Thomas: Find me.
 * Narrator: Emily Blunt...
 * Lady: Turn it off!
 * Thomas: I'm trying.
 * Narrator: Michael Caine...
 * The Sultan: Attack!
 * Stuart the Minion: Whoa!
 * Narrator: Jason Statham...
 * Wilf: Ooo, that felt good.
 * Narrator: Matt Lucas...
 * Fix-It Felix Jr.: I love going commando.
 * Narrator: Ashley Jensen ...
 * Jenny: Ooh, you look like a fun guy.
 * Narrator: Maggie Smith...
 * Nanny: Unleash the indians of war.
 * Indians: Hiyayayayaya!
 * Narrator: And Ozzy Osbourne.
 * Ronno: I'm thinking of a movie It's one word. And it starts with spider.
 * Minions: Is it Spider-Man?
 * Ronno: Oh you're good.
 * Thomas: I can't go
 * Lady: I know how you feel.
 * Thomas: No, really, I'm stuck.
 * Narrator: Thomas & Lady in 3D.
 * Ronno: Two words. The first word is Spider-Man.
 * Minions: Spider-Man 2?
 * Ronno: Okay, who's cheating?