Olaf and the Chocolate Factory (Julian14bernardino style)

Julian14bernardino's movie-spoof version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Cast

 * Willy Wonka - Olaf (Frozen/Frozen Fever/Olaf's Frozen Adventure)
 * Charlie Bucket - Russell (Up)
 * Grandpa Joe - Carl Fredricksen (Up)
 * Augustus Gloop - Charlie Brown (Peanuts)
 * Violet Beauregarde - Sally Brown (Peanuts)
 * Veruca Salt - Lucy van Pelt (Peanuts)
 * Mike Teavee - Linus van Pelt (Peanuts)
 * Oompa Loompas - Snowgies (Frozen Fever)
 * Slugworth/Mr. Wilkinson - Duke of Weselton (Frozen)
 * Bill the Candy Man - Kristoff (Frozen/Frozen Fever/Olaf's Frozen Adventure)
 * Mrs. Bucket - Elsa (Frozen/Frozen Fever/Olaf's Frozen Adventure)
 * Grandma Georgina - Flora (Sleeping Beauty)
 * Grandma Josephine - Merryweather (Sleeping Beauty)
 * Grandpa George - Merlin (The Sword in the Stone)
 * Mrs. Gloop - Ms. Grunion (Mr. Peabody & Sherman)
 * Mr. Beauergarde - Kent Mansley (The Iron Giant)
 * Mr. Salt - Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
 * Mrs. Teavee - Wilma Flintstone (The Flintstones)

Songs

 * The Candy Man (sung by Kristoff)
 * Cheer Up, Russell (sung by Elsa)
 * Golden Ticket (sung by Carl Fredricksen and Russell)
 * Pure Imagination (sung by Olaf)
 * Oompa Loompa (Charlie Brown) (sung by Snowgies)
 * The Rowing Song (sung by Olaf)
 * Oompa Loompa (Sally Brown) (sung by Snowgies)
 * I Want it Now! (sung by Lucy van Pelt)
 * Oompa Loompa (Lucy van Pelt) (sung by Snowgies)
 * Oompa Loompa (Linus van Pelt) (sung by Snowgies)

Sing Along Songs

 * The Candy Man (Julian14bernardino Style)
 * Cheer Up, Russell (Julian14bernardino Style)
 * Golden Ticket (Julian14bernardino Style)
 * Pure Imagination (Julian14bernardino Style)
 * Oompa Loompa (Julian14bernardino Style)
 * The Rowing Song (Julian14bernardino Style)
 * I Want It Now! (Julian14bernardino Style)

Version 1

 * Russell: Grandpa, look over there across the river! They're little men!
 * Carl Fredricksen: Jumping crocodiles, Russell! Now we know who makes the chocolate.
 * [everyone stares in amazement at the Snowgies]
 * Fred Flintstone: I never saw anybody with an orange face before. Funny-looking people, aren't they, Olaf?
 * Wilma Flintstone: What are they doing there?
 * Olaf: Must be creaming and sugaring time.
 * Sally Brown: Well, they can't be real people.
 * Olaf: Well, of course they're real people.
 * Fred Flintstone: Stuff and nonsense!
 * Olaf: No. Snowgies.
 * Group: [turn around] Snowgies?!
 * Olaf: From Snowgieland.
 * Wilma Flintstone: Snowgieland? There's no such place.
 * Olaf: Excuse me, dear lady...
 * Wilma Flintstone: Mr. Olaf, I am a teacher of geography.
 * Olaf: Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Snowgies were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids."
 * Fred Flintstone: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
 * Olaf: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. [continues] And so, in the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Snowgies to my factory here.
 * Lucy van Pelt: Hey, Daddy, I want an Snowgies. I want you to get me an Snowgies right away.
 * Fred Flintstone: All right, Lucy van Pelt. All right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
 * Lucy van Pelt: I want an Snowgy now!
 * Sally Brown: Can it, you nit!

Version 2

 * Olaf: Must show you this. Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls. Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. Lick a pineapple. It tastes like a pineapple. Go ahead. Try it.
 * [the tourists lick the wallpaper]
 * Linus van Pelt: Mmm! I got a plum.
 * Russell: Grandpa, this banana's fantastic! It tastes so real!
 * Olaf: Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
 * Lucy van Pelt: Snozzberries?! Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
 * Olaf: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

Version 3

 * Carl Fredricksen: Mr. Olaf?
 * Olaf: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
 * Carl Fredricksen: I just wanted to ask about the chocolate, the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Russell. When does he get it?
 * Olaf: He doesn't.
 * Carl Fredricksen: Why not?
 * Olaf: Because he broke the rules.
 * Carl Fredricksen: What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Russell?
 * Olaf: [angrily] Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR! [returns to work]
 * Carl Fredricksen: [shocked] You're a crook... [furiously] You're a cheat and a swindler...! That's what you are! How can you do a thing like this?! Build up a little boy's hopes, and then smash all his dreams to pieces?! [lividly] You're an inhuman monster...!
 * Olaf: I said "GOOD DAY"!! [goes on about his work]
 * Carl Fredricksen: Come on, Russell. Let's get out of here. [sets to leave] I'll get even with him if it's the last thing I ever do. If Duke of Weselton wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one.
 * [he and Russell are about to leave, when Russell slowly walks up to Olaf]
 * Russell: Mr. Olaf?
 * [he places the Everlasting Gobstopper on Olaf's desk and sets off as Olaf stops writing]
 * Olaf: [puts his hand on the Gobstopper] "So shines a good deed in a weary world." [looks up] Russell? My boy. You've won! You did it! You did it! I knew you would! I just knew you would! Oh, Russell, forgive me for putting you through this. Please, forgive me. Come in, Duke of Weselton! [The man originally known as Duke of Weselton walks in.] Russell, meet Mr. Duke of Weselton!
 * Duke of Weselton: Pleasure!
 * Russell: Duke of Weselton!
 * Olaf: No, no! That's not Duke of Weselton, He works for me!
 * Russell: For you?
 * Olaf: I had to test you, Russell. And you passed the test! You won!
 * Carl Fredricksen: Won what?!
 * Olaf: The jackpot, my dear sir! The grand and glorious jackpot!
 * Russell: The chocolate?
 * Olaf: The chocolate, yes! The chocolate, but that's just the beginning! We hafta get on! We hafta get on! We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that. Reverse it. This way, please!

Version 4

 * Olaf: How did you like the chocolate factory, Russell?
 * Russell: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world.
 * Olaf: I'm very pleased to hear you say that, because I'm giving it to you. That's all right, isn't it?
 * Carl Fredricksen: You're giving Russell the...?
 * Olaf: I can't go on forever, and I don't really want to try. So who can I trust to run the factory when I leave and take care of the Snowgies for me? Not a grown up. A grown up would want to do everything his own way, not mine. So that's why I decided a long time ago that I had to find a child. A very honest, loving child, to whom I could tell all my most precious candy making secrets.
 * Russell: And that's why you sent out the golden tickets.
 * Olaf: That's right. So the factory is yours, Russell. You can move in immediately.
 * Carl Fredricksen: And me?
 * Olaf: Absolutely.
 * Russell: What happens to the rest...?
 * Olaf: The whole family. I want you to bring them all.
 * [he and Russell embrace]
 * Olaf: But, Russell, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
 * Russell: What happened?
 * Olaf: He lived happily ever after.

Version 5

 * Olaf: There's no earthly way of knowing/Which direction they are going... There's no knowing where they're rowing...
 * Fred Flintstone: [weakly echoing] Rowing...
 * Olaf: Or which way the river's flowing... Is it raining, is it snowing?/Is a hurricane a-blowing?
 * [sharp gasp]
 * Olaf: Not a speck of light is showing/So the danger must be growing... Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?/Is the grisly Reaper mowing?/Yes! The danger must be growing/'Cause the rowers keep on rowing/
 * [practically screaming]
 * Olaf: And they're certainly not showing/Any sign that they are slowing!
 * [lets out a high-pitched, almost unearthly scream]

Version 6

 * Olaf: Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
 * Lucy van Pelt: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
 * Olaf: [grabbing Veruca's mouth and pinching it a bit to hold it open] *We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.

Version 7

 * Olaf: The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.

Version 8

 * Ms. Grunion: Don't just stand there, do something!
 * Olaf: [unenthusiastically] Help. Police, Murder.

Version 9

 * Olaf: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you.

Version 10

 * Olaf: [into Fred's ear, singing softly] A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Version 11

 * Fred Flintstone: What is this, Olaf? Some kind of funhouse?
 * Olaf: [glances back at him] Why? Are you having fun?

Version 12

 * Olaf: [singing] If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it; want to change the world... there's nothing to it.

Version 13

 * Emelius Browne: I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!

Version 14

 * Olaf: Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?

Version 15

 * Fred Flintstone: [noticing signs on vats] Wonka. Butterscotch? Buttergin? Got a little something going on the side?
 * Olaf: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Version 16

 * Olaf: Hold your breath, make a wish, count to three.

Version 17

 * Russell: Mr. Olaf, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they?
 * Olaf: Hm... well, I think that furnace is only lit every other day, so they have a good sporting chance, haven't they?

Version 18

 * Computer Operator: Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days. But now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well-spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the 3 remaining golden tickets.
 * [he pushes buttons on the machine; the machine prints out a response]
 * Computer Operator: It says: "I won't tell. That would be cheating."
 * [he pushes the buttons on the machine again]
 * Computer Operator: I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.
 * [the machine prints out another response]
 * Computer Operator: He says: "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"
 * [he sighs, then pushes the buttons once again]
 * Computer Operator: I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with the lifetime supply of chocolate.

Version 19

 * FBI Agent: Miss Price, did you hear me? It's your husband's life, or your case of Wonka bars.
 * Miss Eglantine Price: [after a brief pause] How long will they give me to think it over?

Version 20

 * Ms. Grunion: He's gone! He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds.
 * Olaf: Impossible, my dear lady! That's absurd! Unthinkable!
 * Ms. Grunion: Why?
 * Olaf: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room!
 * Ms. Grunion: You terrible man!

(Programmes)

 * Fraps
 * Adobe Premiere Elements 9
 * After Effects CS4
 * Adobe Photoshop
 * LSMaker
 * WavePad
 * Bandicam
 * Trainz 2004
 * Trainz 2006
 * Trainz 2009
 * Trainz 2010
 * Trainz 2012
 * Microsoft Train Simulator
 * Speakonia
 * Cepstral
 * Loquendo TTS 6.5.5
 * Loquendo TTS 7 Director
 * TextAloud
 * GIMP 2.8
 * Sony Vegas Pro 11
 * TGATool2
 * CrazyTalk
 * Lightwave 3D
 * Blender
 * Unity
 * Stop Motion Animator
 * Vision Lab Studio
 * Traction 2
 * Premiere Pro
 * MMD
 * Camstasia
 * Adobe Premiere Pro
 * Gimp
 * Chameleon
 * Artoonix
 * GameMaker
 * Trainz Paint Shed
 * MSTS Paint Shed
 * Windows Live Movie Maker
 * Windows Movie Maker
 * Sketchup
 * and more

(Sound Effects)

 * ray2_sfx.zip
 * Looney Tunes Sound Effects
 * Looney Tunes Voices
 * Cartoon Sound Effects
 * Train Sound Effects
 * Car Sound Effects
 * Explosion Sound Effects
 * Goofy Yell
 * Goofy Yodel
 * Thunder Sound Effects
 * Sword Sound Effects
 * Mario Sound Effects
 * Sonic Sound Effects
 * Rain Sound Effects
 * R2D2 Sound Effects
 * Chewbacca Sound Effects
 * Goofy Holler
 * Goofy Yodel
 * Hanna Barbera Sound Effects
 * Rayman 1 Sound Effects
 * Goofy Holler
 * Goofy Yodel
 * Hanna Barbera Sound Effects
 * Looney Tunes Sound Effects
 * R2D2 Sound Effects
 * Chewbacca Sound Effects
 * FXHome.com Sword Sounds
 * FXHome.com Sword Battle Sounds
 * Train and Rolling Stock Sound Effects
 * Vehicle Sound Effects
 * Rayman Sound Effects
 * Looney Tunes Sound Effects
 * Cartoon Sound Effects
 * Animal Sound Effects
 * Rain Sound Effects
 * Ray2_FX.zip
 * Tugboat Sound Effects
 * Boat Sound Effects
 * Rayman 3 Sound Effects
 * Rayman Origins Sound Effects
 * Rayman Legends Sound Effects

(on http://www.angelfire.com/wa2/dogg/sounds.htm)

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