Woody & Friends: Middle Cartoon

Cast:

 * Thomas - Woody (Toy Story)


 * Henry - Finn McMissile (Cars 2)
 * Gordon - The Lorax
 * James - Squidward Tentacles (SpongeBob SquarePants)
 * Percy - Chum Chum (Fanboy And Chum Chum)


 * Sir Topham Hatt - Hamm (Toy Story)
 * The Coaling Plant Manager - Sherlock Gnomes
 * Duck - Alvin (Alvin and The Chipmunks)


 * Annie and Clarabelle - Mia and Tia (Cars)
 * Arry and Bert - Scratch and Grounder (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Transcript:

 * Alec Baldwin: Hamm's characters love their work. The Lorax likes pulling the express, Woody likes his branch line and Chum Chum likes taking the mail. But none of them likes being a middle Cartoon. It's no fun being stuck in the middle. One morning, Chum Chum was cheerfully collecting coal cars from the smelter's yards, where 'Scratch and Grounder worked. They like to play tricks on steam cartoons. Chum Chum didn't want to fall for their tricks again. But before he knew it, he was stuck in the middle.
 * Chum Chum: Oh Bother!
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Chum Chum crossly.
 * Scratch: Little green kid in the middle!
 * Alec Baldwin: Scratch teased. Chum Chum's driver was cross. With coal cars in front and coal cars behind, Chum Chum had to go slowly. Squidward was in the yards when Chum Chum was steamed slowly by.
 * Squidward: Ha ha! It's Pokey Chum Chum!
 * Alec Baldwin: Squidward laughed.
 * Chum Chum: You wouldn't be laughing if you were stuck in the middle.
 * Alec Baldwin: Chum Chum fumed. And he fumed all the way to the coaling plant. One by one, he shunted his coal cars onto the tipper's loading ramp and the coal was unloaded. Chum Chum was not allowed to cross the loading ramp until the tipper had been turned off. It was against the rules. But as soon as his driver and fireman left, there was trouble. Finn McMissile arrived to pickup coal. He bumped into the coal cars and the coal cars bumped into Chum Chum. Chum Chum was pushed onto the loading ramp.
 * Chum Chum: Help!
 * Alec Baldwin: Cried Chum Chum. Chum Chum was hoisted up, tipped over and brought back down again. After Chum Chum was load back down to the ground, the sherlock Gnomes was very cross.
 * Sherlock Gnomes: You have caused confusion and delay!
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Sherlock Gnomes: I'll have to report this to Hamm.
 * Alec Baldwin: That night, Hamm spoke severely to Chum Chum.
 * Hamm: I'm very disappointed you, Chum Chum.
 * Alec Baldwin: He said.
 * Hamm: You know it's against the rules to go on to the tipper's loading ramp.
 * Chum Chum: Sorry sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Chum Chum said sadly.
 * Chum Chum: But it wasn't my fault. It's because those Robots made me a middle cartoon.
 * Hamm: Nevertheless, you will shunt freight cars in the yards until I can get to the bottom of this.
 * Squidward: Pah!
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Squidward, thinking that he can hear.
 * Squidward: I can handle those robots with bent buffers and a busted boiler!
 * Hamm: Then you will do Chum Chum's run to the smelter.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Hamm.
 * Squidward: Yes sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said Squidward. The next day, Squidward arrived at the smelter. He was determined to be tricked by 'Scratch and Grounder.
 * Scratch: Hello, Squidward.
 * Alec Baldwin: Oosed Scratch.
 * Scratch: Come to learn a thing or two from those who know?
 * Squidward: Just get my freight cars ready and stay out of my way.
 * Alec Baldwin: Huffed Squidward importantly.
 * Grounder: Yes, sir.
 * Alec Baldwin: Bert chimed greasily. Squidward cheerfully backed up to his freight cars. He was certain he had fooled Scratch and Grounder but he was wrong.
 * Scratch: Little red octopus in the middle!
 * Alec Baldwin: Chortled Scratch
 * Grounder: Just like Chum Chum!
 * Alec Baldwin: Jeered Grounder.
 * Squidward: I am NOT like Chum Chum.
 * Alec Baldwin: Puffed Squidward.
 * Squidward: I am not a middle cartoon and I am not moving.
 * Alec Baldwin: And he didn't. When Hamm heard the news he sent Chum Chum to fetch Squidward. This made Chum Chum happy. He buffered up to Squidward and took him along with all the freight cars to the docks.
 * Manager: Right on time.
 * Alec Baldwin: Said the Sherlock gnomes.
 * Sherlock Gnomes: But what does that big red engine doing in the middle?
 * Chum Chum: Learning.
 * Alec Baldwin: Chum Chum replied.
 * Manager: Learning what?
 * Chum Chum: Learning to be a middle engine.
 * Alec Baldwin: Chum Chum laughed. Squidward covered himself in steam hoping no-one would recognize him, but it was good. There is only one big red cartoon on the island and everyone knows his name is Squidward!