Human Tale Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript:

 * Narrator: From the studio that brought you Postman Patladdin. In every family,
 * Lord Nooth (Early Man): This handover of the business is for you and you’re acting like you don’t even want it.
 * Narrator: There’s one. who’s different.
 * Coach Hines (MADtv): All I’m saying is the kid ain’t exactly a killer.
 * (TongueSpeakingFool Logo appear)
 * Lord Nooth (Early Man): I want you to take Wreck-It Ralph out and show him the ropes.
 * Hans: Oh, come on, Pop.
 * Lord Nooth (Early Man): Son, you’re gonna learn how to be a bad guy.
 * Fat Albert: Hi. My little buddy is stuck there? I’m gonna get you out in a jiffy.
 * Lord Nooth (Early Man): Fat Albert?
 * Fat Albert: Aw, geez. Here’s the thing: I’m a vegetarian.
 * Little Kid (The Peanuts Movie): You’re a good person.
 * Hans: Oh no.
 * Narrator: In every funk chain,
 * Hugh Neutron: Nice of you to join us, Josh.
 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie): What’s happening, baby? Lookin’ good, ladies.
 * Human Rarity, Human Pinkie Pie and Human Fluttershy: Hey, Josh!
 * Narrator: There’s someone at the bottom.
 * Coach Hines (MADtv): On top, there’s Don Rino. There’s me. There’s regular fish.
 * Josh (Posman Pat: The Movie): Then there’s me.
 * Coach Hines (MADtv): I’m getting there. There’s whale poop and then there’s you.
 * Josh (Posman Pat: The Movie): She’s gonna blow!
 * Narrator: Now to change their destiny,
 * Fat Albert: If you help me disappear, I’ll help you become a star.
 * Narrator: These two have the perfect plan.
 * Fat Albert: Curse you human slayer!
 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie): Yeah!
 * Narrator: On October 1st.
 * Linda/Katie Current: Does this mean you’re now protector of the reef, the Big Kahuna?
 * Coach Hines (MADtv): Kid, you’re a super star, we’re gonna make a fortune. Just let me handle it.
 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie): What a team, baby!
 * Fat Albert: High fin! Low fin!
 * Lord Nooth (Early Man): I wanna know everything about him. Who is the human slayer?
 * Narrator: Josh, Adagio Dazzle, Lynn Loud,
 * Lynn Loud: What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a bad guy and then everything’d be fine and dandy?
 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie): Wo-sa-sa-ka-O
 * Dumb Donald (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): Oh, what the -
 * Narrator: Fat Albert, Coach Hines,
 * Coach Hines (MADtv): Hot!
 * Narrator: And Lord Nooth.
 * Lord Nooth (Early Man): You tell him my boys are gonna pay him a little visit!
 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie): Humans are coming to get me!
 * Woody (Toy Story): You’re blowing it, man!
 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie): That's Rock!
 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie): Ow!
 * Jude Lizowski (6teen): Encircle XX double left square, right to the down 20 square.
 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie): HEY!
 * Dumb Donald (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): Respect,
 * Jude Lizowski (6teen): respect!
 * Narrator: Human Tale.
 * Fat Albert/Lenny: Oh, You’re a liar!
 * Josh/Oscar: Alright, I lied. But the bad guy don’t know that? Da da da da da Can't touch this da da da da da can't touch this! (roar)
 * The Junkyard Gang/Orcas: Oooh!