The Cool Guy's New Groove Trailer/Transcript

Transcript:

 * Narrator: Long ago in the faraway land, (Thunder) it was a prosperous kingdom, (Thunderclap) rule by a young rescue ranger...
 * Rudy Davis/Kuzco: Ha! Boom baby!
 * Gunter (Sing (2016))/Theme Song Guy: Oh yeah! He's the sovereign lord of the nation,
 * Narrator: He of the serious added chedo.
 * Rudy Davis/Kuzco: You threw off my groove!
 * Edgar Balthazar (The Aristocats)/Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the cool guy's groove.
 * Grandpa Dave (Arthur)/Old Man: Sorry!
 * Narrator: And evil of Millicent.
 * Rudy Davis/Kuzco: By the way, you're fired.
 * Millicent Clyde/Yzma: I'll take over and rule the empire!
 * Narrator: With one major problem,
 * Millicent Clyde/Yzma: I'll just poison him with this!
 * Rudy Davis/Kuzco: Ah, Hey Tulio, can you top me off, pal? Be a friend? Heh heh
 * Millicent Clyde/Yzma: A lamb?! He's supposed to be dead!
 * Tulio Monteiro/Kronk: Yeah, weird.
 * Millicent Clyde/Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job!
 * Narrator: Now, it's only hope it's a hobble pestions.
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: Demon Dragon?
 * Discord/Kuzco: Demon Dragon! Where?
 * Sea Swirl/Misty: Aah!
 * Discord/Kuzco: Aah! You're kidnapped me?
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: Why would I kidnap a dragon?
 * Discord/Kuzco: You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: What?
 * Millicent Clyde/Yzma: Tell me rudy dead?
 * Discord/Kuzco: Ow!
 * Tulio Monteiro/Kronk: Well, he's not as dead as we would've hoped.
 * Discord/Kuzco: Uh-oh.
 * Dexter /Bucky: (Chatters)
 * Discord: No, no. No, no, no, no.
 * Dexter /Bucky: (Chatters)
 * (Loud Pop)
 * Discord/Kuzco: Ha!
 * (Gasps)
 * (Wilderbeasts (The Lion King) Roaring)
 * Discord/Kuzco: Aah! Aah! Aah!
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: Aah-eee! Aah! Aah! Yee-aah!
 * Discord/Kuzco: Aah!
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: Don't worry, your Highness. I gotcha. You're safe now. or not.
 * Discord/Kuzco: No touchy. Ooh!
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
 * Discord/Kuzco: Now I feel really bad. Bad dragon.
 * Narrator: This holiday season,
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: Oh, why me?
 * Narrator: The cool guy's got a new look,
 * Discord/Kuzco: Aah!
 * Narrator: A new partner,
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: We're gonna have to work together to get out of this!
 * Discord/Kuzco: Ow! You did that on purpose, You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult.
 * Narrator: And the brand new groove.
 * Discord/Kuzco: Scorpions! Aah ha ha!
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: Larry! Uhh! Aah!
 * Discord/Kuzco: Aah! Oh, no!
 * Narrator: TongueSpeakingFool Pictures presents,
 * Discord/Kuzco: look at me and my bad self. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
 * Narrator: The Cool Guy's New Groove.
 * Discord/Kuzco: Whoo hoo hoo!
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: Uh-oh.
 * Discord/Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: Yep.
 * Discord/Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
 * Sir Topham Hatt/Pacha: Most likely.
 * Discord/Kuzco: Bring it on. Boo-yah!
 * Narrator: December 2000 in Theatres Everywhere.

Movies/TV Shows Used:

 * Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
 * The New Fat Albert Show
 * The Adventures of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
 * Fat Albert (2004)
 * Sing (2016)
 * The Aristocats
 * Arthur
 * Paddington (2014)
 * Rio (2011)
 * Rio 2 (2014)
 * My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 * My Little Pony: The Movie
 * Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends (1984)
 * Thomas & Friends
 * Thomas & Friends: Calling All Engines!
 * Thomas & Friends: Hero of the Rails (2009)
 * Thomas & Friends: Journey Beyond Sodor (2017)
 * Thomas & Friends: Big World! Big Adventures!
 * Night at The Museum
 * Night at The Museum 2
 * The Lion King