Tulip and the Magic Stork Mountain Trailer/Transcript

Trailer (UK)

 * Narrator: He fire the imnagination of millions around the world. Now, He's headed for the big screen in her very first movie. Tulip the Worker Girl!
 * Tulip/Thomas: Who else will you expecting?
 * Narrator: Gender-swap Spoofs Pictures proudly presents, your passpord to "Tulip and the Magic Stork Mountain"!
 * Honey Lemon/Mr. Conductor: All aboard!
 * Gidget/Mutt: (barks)
 * Mavis/Billy Twofeathers: Important day, Honey?
 * Honey Lemon/Mr. Conductor: It is a very important day!
 * Agatha Trunchbull/Diesel 10: Outta the way!
 * Narrator: But something has gone wrong...
 * Lucy Wilde/Mr. C. Junior: Hello?
 * Honey Lemon/Mr. Conductor: Lucy, you got to come here, right away!
 * Narrator: ...the sparkle has left the land...
 * Honey Lemon/Mr. Conductor: I've ran out of the gold dust, because that I'm losing my energy as well!
 * Lucy Wilde/Mr. C. Junior: Just hold on, guys!
 * Narrator: ...and it will take a heroine with nose of steel...
 * Tulip/Thomas: Don't worry! I'm on my way!
 * Narrator: ...to bring the magic back.
 * Agatha Trunchbull/Diesel 10: I'll get you, you white puffball! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
 * Narrator: This summer, you're invided to unwine.
 * Lucy Wilde/Mr. C. Juniour: This is just like the funfair!
 * Narrator: Take a load off...
 * Cruella De Vil and Piella Bakewell/Splatter and Dodge: I don't think he ment to do that.
 * Narrator: ...and experinse life on the fast track.
 * Lucy Wilde/Mr. C. Juinor: Yee-haw!
 * Agatha Trunchbull/Diesel 10: Losing your sparkle, eh? (evil laughs) What perfict timing!
 * Narrator: Honey Lemon...
 * Honey Lemon/Mr. Conductor: I've got to find more gold dust!
 * Narrator: ...Ariel...
 * Ariel/Burrnett Stone: This is your Shining Time, too.
 * Narrator: ...Charlie Brown...
 * Charlie Brown/Lily: You're a Really useful Girl, Tulip!
 * Narrator: ...and Tulip.
 * Honey Lemon/Mr. Conductor: Aah!!! (thud) Uuh!
 * Gidget/Mutt: (whines)
 * Honey Lemon/Mr. Conductor: Now that's I call it "The Perfect Landing"!
 * Narrator: "Tulip and the Magic Stork Mountain". This summer, share the wonder with your family!
 * Tulip/Thomas: I'll save a seat for you!