Banjo the Woodpile Cat and the Ghostlight/Transcript


 * [Brad Paisley Behind the Clouds Plays]
 * Banjo The Woodpile: [laughing] Ahh! [cackling]
 * Fuli: [gasps]
 * Banjo: [laughing]
 * Nellie Brie: [snoring]
 * Banjo: [giggling] Boo! [babbling] [Chowder laughing]
 * Bloo: I'll have the daily special when you get a chance...
 * Kion: Gosh, sure is a nice night.
 * [clanging]
 * Fuli: [laughs] It sure is... a nice night.
 * Kion: [Kion laughing] I sure hope Banjo isn't waiting around anywhere to scare me, 'cause I'll freak out...
 * Banjo: [roaring]
 * Kion: [screaming]
 * [all laughing]
 * Streaky the Supercat: If only you moved that fast on the race track.
 * Banjo: [laughing] Oh, buddy! You look like you just seen... the Ghostlight!
 * Buster Moon: Chowder! Don't mock the Ghostlight!
 * Kion: What is the Ghostlight?
 * [The Music Stops] [Silence]
 * Buster Moon: The Ghostlight is a glowing orb of blue translucent light that haunts these very parts.
 * Banjo: Nah, don't be too scared, buddy, it ain't real.
 * Buster Moon: It is real! [Dramitc Music Plays] It all started on a night like tonight. The song dogs were wailin' at the moon off Cadillac Range while the summer wind blew hot like the breath of Zozobra. A young couple was headed down this very stretch of the mother road when they spotted an unnatural blue glow, and all that was left were two out-of-state license plates. So remember: The one thing that angers the Ghostlight more than anything else is the sound of clanking metal.
 * Banjo: [gasping] [rattling] Ah! [rattling] [gasping] Ohh! [rattling]
 * Buster Moon: As you head home tonight, keep an eye out. The Ghostlight could be anywhere. Well, good night.
 * Fuli: Whew, I'm bushes. Good night!
 * All: Good night.
 * Banjo: Uh... hello.
 * [creaking]
 * Banjo: [singing] ♪ Behind the clouds The sun is shinin' Believe me even though You can't quite make it out... ♪ [gasps] Oh! Oh! [whimpering] Okay, here it go! [glass shatters] Oops! Ahh!
 * [creaking]
 * Banjo: [gasps] Oh, no, it's the Ghostlight! Ghostlight, I respect thee! Return from where ye caaaaaammme! [chuckling] Oh, it's just a lightnin' bug. The Ghostlight ain't yeller, anyhow. Sheriff said the Ghostlight is blue...
 * [roaring]
 * Banjo: [gasps] The Ghostlight! Ah! [continues screaming] Ah! Ah! The Ghostlight's right behind me! Ah! Now it's in front of me! It's right on my tail! Ahh!
 * [lowing]
 * [gasps]
 * Banjo: [screaming] [slow-motion screaming] The Ghostlight it is gonna eat me!
 * Blu: Uh, let me know how it turns out.
 * Banjo: [panting] Ghostlight's gonna strip my parts and sell 'em on the computer auction web site... [groans] Eh... Hey, wait a minute...
 * All: [laughter]
 * Kion: Gotcha.
 * Banjo: Shoot, I knew this was a joke the whole time.
 * Buster Moon: You see, son, the only thing to be scared of out here is your imagination.
 * Streaky: Yup. That and, of course, the Screamin' Banshee. Well, good night!
 * All: Good night!
 * Banjo: The Screamin' what? [rattling]
 * [Brad Paisley: Behind the Clouds Plays in the End Credits]
 * [growling]
 * Banjo: You better run. They say there's a Banshee out here somewhere tonight, but I ain't see him yet. Good night.
 * Banshee: [growls] Huh?