Garfield and the Cats: The Road Trip Trailer/Transcript

Trailer #1

 * Narrator: The road trip where anything can happen and usually does. But this Christmas get ready to raise the stakes when the roadtrip becomes...
 * Garfield: You drive like my grandmother! This is awesome!
 * Narrator: The Road Trip.
 * Oliver (Singing): Cuz uptown boys going to give it to you.
 * Capper (Singing): 'Cuz uptown boys going to give it to you. Saturday night and we in the spot.
 * Garfield (Singing): Don't believe me just watch. Come on!
 * Narrator: Garfield and the Cats: The Road Trip.
 * Garfield: When I say party, you say Sheen. Party!
 * All: Garfield!
 * Garfield: Party!
 * All: Garfield!
 * Garfield: Party!
 * Gru: Garfield!
 * Bo Hweemuth (The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants): You said that in a non-party way, man.
 * Garfield: Whoa, buzz kill.

Trailer #2

 * Narrator: You remember the discovery.
 * Garfield: (Screaming)
 * Gru: Get out!
 * Garfield: I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.
 * Narrator: The bonding.
 * Oliver: I had a nightmare. Can I sleep with you?
 * Gru: Sure, but stay on that side of the bed.
 * (Oliver sleeping)
 * Narrator: And those special moments...
 * Garfield: I'm going to puke!
 * Narrator: That made them a family.
 * Gru: Garfield!
 * Gru: Yup, nobody does that better than him.
 * Narrator: The boys are growing up.
 * Gru: Lucy, these are my boys.
 * Gru: Au chanté.
 * Lucy Wilde: I can tell that you're trouble.
 * Gru: Guilty as charged.
 * Narrator: But something unexpected...
 * Oliver: I've always wanted a mom.
 * Narrator: Is going down.
 * Lucy Wilde: This is my son, Cricket Green!
 * Garfield: What?
 * Cricket Green (Big City Greens): Chip shot!
 * Garfield: Whoa!
 * Cricket Green (Big City Greens): No hard feelings, huh?
 * Gru: Lucy's coming with me to Miami.
 * Garfield: New job. New house. New family.
 * Gru: I can feel the bonding happening already.
 * Cricket Green (Big City Green): (Laughing) Where's the super glue?
 * Garfield: Right?
 * Narrtor: From the creators of Woody and the Magic Town and Fat Garfield and the Cartoon Kids.
 * Oliver: I don't want to go back to Retroville.
 * Capper: And I am not going to end up related to that guy.
 * Cricket Green (Big City Greens): (Burping)
 * Garfield: Here's the deal, Cricket. We all go to Miami to stop this proposal and then we never have to see each other again.
 * Cricket Green (Big City Greens): Respect.
 * Garfield: Thank you.
 * Narrator: Now, they're all hitting the road...
 * Oliver: Tired.
 * Narrator: By land...
 * Garfield: We're going to Miami! Does this look like a face that will survive prison?
 * Narrator: By sea...
 * Capper: That was awesome!
 * Narrator: By air.
 * Lori Loud (The Loud House): What is that? Body search!
 * Capper: No, not that. Not that! Oh no.
 * Garfield: Real smooth.
 * Cricket Green (Big City Greens)): That's not mine.
 * Lori Loud (The Loud House): You just holding it for a friend?
 * Narrator: But not...
 * Sailor John (Thomas & Friends: Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure): Freeze!
 * Narrator: By themselves.
 * Sailor John (Thomas & Friends: Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure): Air marshal.
 * Garfield: You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.
 * Sailor John (Thomas & Friends: Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure): I'm the police of the sky! (Screaming)
 * Oliver: Nailed it!
 * Narrator: This Christmas
 * Gru: Seriously, the no fly list? I thought you guys were mature enough to take care of yourselves?
 * Garfield: That's insulting. We are very mature.
 * Oliver: Sorry! Pizza toots.
 * Narrator: All boy...
 * Sailor John (Thomas & Friends: Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure): Time for a Flip hunt! You gotta come out some time.
 * Narrator: Breaks loose.
 * Garfield: Hi! See ya!
 * Sara Clifton (Postman Pat: The Movie): The Cats!
 * Sailor John (Thomas & Friends: Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure): Bingo!
 * Garfield: And the hits just keep on coming.
 * Narrator: Garfield and the Boys: The Road Trip.
 * Gru: To an uneventful night.
 * Oliver (Rapping): I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
 * Garfield: Whoa, buzzkill.