A Peanut's Life Part 10

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 * (Schroeder (The Peanuts Movie) Bawls)
 * Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): Get back! (Schroeder Bawls) Get back! (Schroeder Bawls) Get back, you horrible beast! (Schroeder Bawls) I have no fear! Ayee-eee!
 * (Schroeder  Clip): Ooh! Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Oh, my goodness.
 * (Schroeder Clip): Oh, no!
 * Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): Oh, I'm so sorry, Schroeder.
 * (Schroeder Clip): An owie? Owie! Owie, owie. Please show Rarity the owie. All right, Schroeder.
 * Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): It's okay.
 * Sea Swirl (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): I have been in outhouse that didn't stink that bad. This is
 * (Branch's circus): Ridiculous. What a disappointment!
 * Branch (Trolls): Oh, no!
 * Sid (Sid the Science Kid): You! Come here! I want my money back!
 * Branch (Trolls): Uh, no refunds after the first two minutes.
 * Reggie (Free Birds): Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
 * Branch (Trolls: The Beat Goes On!): We're losin' the audience! You clowns get out there now!
 * Linus Van Pelt (The Peanuts Movie): I hate performing on an empty stomach!
 * Branch (Trolls): Do your act, Linus. Then you can eat.
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): Branch, what's the point?
 * Branch (Trolls): Not now, Rerun.
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me.
 * Branch (Trolls): That's because you're a clown!
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): No, it's because I'm a prop! You always cast me as the broom, the pole, the skeleton, a splinter.
 * Branch (Trolls): You're a walking skeleton. It's funny! Now go!
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): You parasite.
 * (Old Weird Harold (Fat Albert (2004) Clip)
 * (SpongeBob Squarepants and Scoop (Bob the Builder) Clip)
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): Spring's in the air. And I'm a flower with nothing interesting to say.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: Aah!
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): A bee!
 * Linus Van Pelt (The Peanuts Movie): I am a cute little bumblebee!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: Aah!
 * Linus Van Pelt (It's a Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown): Here I come!
 * (Thomas the Tank Engine Running Clip)
 * (Branch (Trolls) Running Clip)
 * Linus Van Pelt (The Peanuts Movie): Slow down, you flowers! Oh, Candy corn! Here. Here. Let me help you to finish it. [gasps]
 * Dug: [to Thomas] Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real cartoon? [laughs]
 * [Thomas the Tank Engine walks up to the pair of vegetables and throws his hat off]
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: So, being a bird automatically makes me a girl, is that it, food boy? Huh?
 * Barry (Early Man): Yikes!
 * Dug (Early Man): She's a guy!
 * Linus Van Pelt: Thomas, leave them alone. They are talking foods!
 * Dug (Early Man): Actually, we're vegetables.
 * Linus Van Pelt: Sorry.
 * Branch (Trolls): Not again!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: Judging by your breath, you must have been talking around a dung heap all day.
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): Come on, Thomas. You're making the cartoons cry.
 * (Monroe Crying)
 * (Baby Kate Read Crying with tear)
 * (Lady Hatt (Thomas & Friends) Clip)
 * Branch (Trolls): All right, we're dyin' out there. Dory, quick! You and Julian...
 * Lady Hatt (Thomas & Friends): He's in a trance.
 * Sir Topham Hatt (Thomas & Friends): Mmm...
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): Well, get him out of it! You and your buddy are up now.
 * Lady Hatt (Thomas & Friends): Sir Topham Hatt, we're on.
 * Sir Topham Hatt (Thomas & Friends): Oh? Yet again it is up to me to rescue the performance. Dory, come.
 * Lady Hatt (Thomas & Friends): The stage is the other way, buddy.
 * Sir Topham Hatt (Thomas & Friends): Yes, of course.
 * Lady Hatt (Thomas & Friends): (groans) Idiots.
 * [Thomas the Tank Engine is still confronting the vegetables]
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: Any time, pal! I'm gonna pick the pieces outta your head, one by one!
 * Dug (Early Man): You take your best shot!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: You name the place!
 * Dug (Early Man): Oh, yeah?!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: Yes! 'Cause when you get there, you are dead!
 * Rerun Van Pelt (Peanuts): Thomas, let me handle this. [to the vegetables] That's no way to speak to a lady.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: I heard that, you twig!
 * Branch (Trolls): Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present King Juilen the Magnificent... and his friendly assistant, Dory!
 * Sir Topham Hatt (Thomas & Friends): From the most mysterious regions of uncharted Asia... I give you the Chinese Cabinet... of Metamorphosis!
 * Branch (Trolls): Rarity, whole troupe. On stage! Finale! Now!
 * Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): O-Okay, I just need a little time to...
 * Branch (Trolls): Now!
 * Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): Coming. Coming. Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, let's get moving, guys. We're up next.
 * (Lincoln and Clyde Clip): (Speaking)
 * Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): Don't you understand? We are up!
 * Lincoln and Clyde: "Up-a." Hey!
 * Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): Hey! They don't understand me.
 * Sir Topham Hatt (Thomas & Friends): I summon the voice of Confucius...
 * Blu (Rio): Get off the stage, you old hack!
 * Sir Topham Hatt (Thomas & Friends): Hack? I demand to know who said that!
 * (Nico and Pedro (Rio 2) Clip): (Laughing)
 * Sir Topham Hatt (Thomas & Friends): How dare you! Ingrates!
 * (Lady Hatt in Chinese Food Box): Sir Topham Hatt? The Fat Controller!
 * Cricket Green (Big City Greens): I only got 24 hours to live, and I ain't gonna waste it here. Come on.
 * (Big City Greens Characters Clip)