Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (TongueSpeakingFool Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Narrator: Every year, millions of cartoons migrate home. But some... ...are better at it than others.
 * [toy whistle]
 * [italian music]
 * Ted Wiggins/Alex: wah sisisnneork.
 * Charlie Brown/Marty: What?
 * Ted Wiggins/Alex: I said, wait, this isn't New York.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Melman: Well, how do we move through Europe, without attracting attention?
 * Charlie Brown/Marty: [mumbling]
 * Emily/Gloria: What?
 * Charlie Brown/Marty: Boo-bob-a-dib-bob-a-dibbity-bop!
 * Lord Faquaad/French Policeman: (man with French accent) Attention. We have detected characters on the loose.
 * All People: [screams]
 * Lord Faquaad/French Policeman: Get me Yzma from characters control!
 * Yzma/Captain Chantel DeBois: Poor characters. Now you deal with me.
 * Charlie Brown/Marty: It's the fuzz! What are we gonna do?
 * Emily/Gloria: We can't just limp. You know this ain't Africa.
 * Ted Wiggins/Alex: You gotta let us in! Go-go-go! Thanks. We're gonna get off at the next stop, so we can get back to America.
 * Hiro/Stefano: We're going to America as well!
 * Charlie Brown/Marty: What? Can we go with you?
 * Ted Wiggins/Alex: Whoa.
 * Angus Scattergood/Vitaly: This train is for circus animals only.
 * Ted Wiggins/Alex: But we are circus.
 * Hiro/Stefano: What is your act?
 * Charlie Brown/Marty: Uh, (Circus Theme) Da-da-dadada-da da circus da-da Da-da-dadadda Afro circus Afro circus, Afro circus, polka dot, polka dot Afro!
 * Ted Wiggins/Alex: Really?
 * Narrator: This Summer.
 * Ted Wiggins/Alex: In order to get home, we will come up with something that will blow everyone away.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine/Melman: Aaah! I'll walk a tightrope!
 * Emily/Gloria: Thomas?
 * Ted Wiggins/Alex: No.
 * Narrator: They'll do whatever it takes...
 * Charlie Brown/Marty: Whoa!
 * Narrator: to get back home.
 * E.B./Skipper: Fire in the hole!
 * Charlie Brown/Marty: Whoa!
 * E.B./Skipper: Well, that was worth the price of admisson.
 * Yzma/Captain Chantel Dubois: Yeah!
 * Russell Cosby/Mort: Yeah!
 * All Characters: Yeah!
 * Yzma/Captain Chantel Dubois: You can run, but you cannot save your hide.
 * Ted Wiggins/Alex: What are you doing? Bunny's can't drive! Only rescue rangers and people can drive.
 * [slow mo yell]
 * Russell Cosby/Mort: Oh, yeah!
 * Narrator: TongueSpeakingFool's Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted in 3D.
 * [train horn]
 * Warren/King Julian: Hey. This is not first class girl. Has anyone ever told you that you look like a supermodel?
 * Ted Wiggins/Alex: [gasps]
 * Warren/King Julian: Whoa! What a woman! i work out!