Meet the Feebles (TongueSpeakingFool Style) part 1

Cast:
 * Chours-girls - Various Animals and Real Life Humans


 * Wynyard the Frog - Kermit The Frog (The Muppets)


 * Barry the Bulldog - Pidgeon Toady (Storks)
 * Dennis the Anteater - Archibald Asparagus (VeggieTales)


 * Sidney the Elephant - Johnson (Johnson and Friends)


 * Pekingese - ALF


 * Poodle - Poppy (Trolls)


 * Harry the Hare - James (Thomas & Friends)


 * Heidi the Hippo - McDuff (Johnson and Friends)


 * Trevor the Rat - Randall Boggs (Monsters Inc.)


 * Sebastian the Fox - Johnny (Sing (2016))


 * Arthur the Worm - Paddington Bear


 * Bletch the Walrus - Hunter (Storks)


 * Samantha the Cat - Daisy the Diesel Railcar (Thomas and Friends)

Transcript

 * Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. Welcome to the newest, the greatest... the most spectacular show in entertainment history. Put your hands together for, the fabulous Feebles Variety Hour!
 * Muppet Characters/Chorus girls: Meet the Feebles, meet the Feebles... We're not average ordinary people. Meet the Feebles, meet the Feebles.
 * Kermit the Frog/Wynyard: Animal acts.
 * Justine Clarke and the Crew/Chrous girls: and other attractions.
 * Pidgeon Toady/Barry: Bring me a pussy and I show you some action.
 * Archibald Asparagus/Dennis: I'm a contortionist.
 * Thomas/Sidney: A modernist.
 * ALF/Pekingese and Rosie/Poodle: An mousepotamus.
 * Jeopardy Mouse/Chrous girls: Be sure we guarantee to amuse you.
 * Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)/Chrous girls: Wait to meet the Feebles.
 * Jailbreak (The Emoji Movie)/Chrous girls: Meet the Feebles.
 * Kandas (Home: The Adventures with Tip and Oh)/Chrous girls: We're not average,
 * Muppet Characters/Chrous girls: ordinary people.
 * Vultures/Chrous girls: Meet the Feebles
 * Cheerleader (High School Musical/Chrous girls: Meet the Feebles.
 * Announcer: And now... here's... James.
 * James (Thomas & Friends)/Harry: Yipeee! Ha ha! Hi, folks! Welcome to the Feebles Variety Hour. Oh boy, what a line-up we've got for you tonight. But first, give a huge reception to our very own Venus... that gorgeous hunk of mouse-hood, McDuff!
 * McDuff (Johnson and Friends)/Heidi: I'm McDuff, hi! I love you all. You're as pretty as me, but I'm the star. I put on my best, my talents are huge.
 * Jeopardy Mouse/Chorus girls: We've got a show but it's about to start
 * Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids Character/Chorus girls: to meet the Feebles.
 * Animal Jam Session/Chorus girls: Meet the Feebles.
 * Peanuts/Chorus girls: We're not average
 * My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Characters/Chorus girls: ordinary people.
 * Phineas and Ferb/Chrous girls: Meet the Feebles,
 * SpongeBob SquarePants Chrous/Chrous girls: meet the Feebles.
 * Randall Boggs/Trevor: All right you fat slag, move your ass!
 * McDuff/Heidi: How dare you speak to me like that, you horrible, spiteful little engine!
 * Randall Boggs/Trevor: I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.
 * McDuff/Heidi: I won't stand for this treatment any longer. I'm an artiste. *Randall Boggs/Trevor: I demand respect. Artiste, that's a good one.
 * McDuff/Heidi: That's it! I've had enough! I'm going straight to Hunter.
 * Randall Boggs/Trevor: You do that darling.
 * Johnny (Sing (2016))/Sebastian: What is going on over there? McDuff, where are you going? Have you upset her again? You know what happens when she gets into a tizz.
 * Randall Boggs/Trevor: The old cow's had it too good for too long.
 * Johnny (Sing (2016))/Sebastian: Like it or not, Diesel, she's the star of the show. There's no Feebles without McDuff. Come on everybody. We're going out live in twelve hours. Heaven forbid injecting some urgency into this occasion... but for God's sake get a move on!
 * Paddington Bear/Arthur: Have a good rehearsal, Miss Pearl.
 * McDuff/Heidi: Hunter!
 * Hunter/Bletch: Oh, shit! I was just about to pop my cookies! Sorry, Pearl, I was just finishing off some paperwork.
 * McDuff/Heidi: Diesel's been insulting me.
 * Hunter/Bletch: Why, that foul-mouthed little rodent. I'll give him a good talking to.
 * McDuff/Heidi: If it happens again, I shan't perform.
 * Hunter/Bletch: There there Heidi, don't upset yourself.
 * McDuff/Heidi: Do I smell perfume?
 * Hunter/Bletch: You're imagining things my sweet. Now you go and rest up. Big night tonight.
 * McDuff/Heidi: Come to my room later on?
 * Hunter/Bletch: I'll try. Oh God! Women!
 * Daisy the Diesel Railcar/Samantha: When are you going to dump that huckery moll?
 * Hunter/Bletch: Huckery moll she may be, but she's also our major drawcard.
 * Daisy the Diesel Railcar/Samantha: Show some guts, Greeback! Get rid of her!
 * Hunter/Bletch: God, wouldn't like to!
 * Daisy the Diesel Railcar/Samantha: I'm not waiting around for ever.
 * Hunter/Bletch: Don't worry, honey. I'm working on it.

Movies/TV Shows Used:

 * The Muppet Show
 * Muppets Most Wanted
 * Justine Clarke: I Like To Sing!
 * Danger Mouse
 * Archibald the Koala
 * Storks
 * ALF
 * Fat Albert (2004)
 * The Emoji Movie
 * Muppets Most Wanted
 * The Jungle Book 1
 * Dumbo
 * Thomas & Friends: Journey Beyond Sodor
 * Thomas and the Magic Railroad
 * Thomas & Friends: Calling All Engines!
 * Johnson and Friends
 * Storks
 * Monsters Inc.
 * Monsters University
 * My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 * Muppet Treasure Island
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Home: Adventures with Tip and Oh
 * The Peanuts Movie
 * Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends
 * Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs To You
 * Paddington (1975 TV Series)