Postman Patladdin Part 2 - Postman Pat on the Run/One Jump Ahead

Transcripts

 * (Postman Pat Drives a Red Van Fast Version)
 * Prince Charming (Shrek 2)/Razoul: Stop, thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin: All this for a loaf of bread? Whoa! Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
 * Lori Loud/Woman at the Window: (Screams)
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin: (Groaning)
 * Prince Charming/Razoul: There he is!
 * Devious diesel: You won't get away so easy!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin: You think that was easy?
 * Blythe Baxter, Ronnie Ann Santiago and Youngmee Song/Ladies Laughing at Aladdin: (Laughing)
 * Prince Charming/Razoul: You two, over that way, and you, with me. We'll find him.
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
 * Youngmee Song: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Eggs?
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught--
 * Prince Charming/Razoul: Gotcha.
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin: I'm in trouble!
 * Prince Charming/Razoul: And this time--
 * Raj/Abu: (Squeaking)
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin: Perfect timing, Raj!
 * Raj/Abu: Hello!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin: Come on, let's get outta here!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline One swing ahead of the sword I steal only what I can't afford That's everything! One jump ahead of the lawmen That's all, and that's no joke These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!
 * Diesels/Razoul's Guards (singing): Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): Just a little snack, guys!
 * The Pigs/Razoul's Guards (singing): Rip him open, take it back guys!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): I can take a hint, gotta face the facts You're my only friend, Squeaks!
 * Darma (Rock Dog), Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) and Meena (Sing)/Three Balcony Harem Girls (singing): Who?!? Oh, it's sad Pat' hit the bottom He's become a one-man rise in crime
 * Aunt Pristine Figg (Tom & Jerry the Movie)/Three Balcony Harem Girls' Mother (singing): I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Tell you all about it when I got the time! One jump ahead of the slowpokes One skip ahead of my doom Next time gonna use a nom de plume.
 * Devious Diesel: There he is.
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): One jump ahead of the hitmen One hit ahead of the flock I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie)/Necklace Man and Woman: Stop, thief! Vandal!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin: Squeaks!
 * Lynn Loud Jr./Woman: Scandal!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): Let's not be too hasty
 * Queen Victoria (The Pirates: Band of Misfits)/Fat Ugly Lady (singing): Still I think he's rather tasty
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Otherwise we'd get along!
 * Diesel (Thomas and Friends)/Razoul's Guards (singing): Wrong
 * Prince Charming/Razoul: Get him!
 * Sidney (Thomas & Friends): He's got a sword!
 * Prince Charming/Razoul: You idiot-- we've ALL got swords!!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!
 * Crowd: Vandal!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): One hop ahead of the hump!
 * Crowd: Street rat!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): One trick ahead of disaster
 * Crowd: Scoundrel!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): They're quick--but I'm much faster
 * Crowd: Take that!
 * Postman Pat/Aladdin (singing): Here goes, better throw my hand in Wish me happy landin' All I gotta do is jump!