The Toon Wilf Movie Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Bill Cosby (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): It must be great to be Wilf.
 * Human Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls): Wilf, we love you.
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Thank you. I'm blushing super hard under the mask.
 * Mr. Sabatini (Bob the Builder): Wilf!
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Prego.
 * Penny Peterson (Mr. Peabody & Sherman): Thanks, Wilf!
 * Bill Cosby (Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids): I can only imagine he's going home right now to party the night away, surrounded by friends and lady activewear models.
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Hey, computer, I'm home. I'm home, I'm home. Oh, wait.
 * Principle Kidswatter (Wayside): Master Frost, your greatest fear is...
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Snakes?
 * Principle Kidswatter (Wayside): No.
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): It's clowns?
 * Principle Kidswatter (Wayside): No, it's being a part of a family again.
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): No, now it's snake clowns because you put that idea in my head.
 * Principle Kidswatter (Wayside): Sir, you need to take responsibility for your life, and it starts by raising the young orphan you adopted.
 * Josh (Postman Pat the Movie): Whee!
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): I thought I was being sarcastic.
 * Josh (Postman Pat the Movie): Hello, secret camera! What? It's the Batcave! Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh! Look, it's the Bat Sub!
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Don't touch that.
 * Josh (Postman Pat the Movie): The Bat Zeppelin!
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Don't touch that either!
 * Josh (Postman Pat the Movie): It's the Bat Kayak! Do I get a costume? I love it! But these pants are just a little tight. I got an idea. Rip! It's better!
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): I can only look you in the eyes right now.
 * Diesel 10 (Thomas and The Magic Railroad): Hi, Wilf!
 * Josh (Postman Pat the Movie): No way!
 * Diesel 10 (Thomas & Friends: Day of the Diesels): Come catch your greatest enemy.
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Dipper Pines is my greatest enemy.
 * Diesel 10 (Thomas & Friends: Misty island Rescue): Dipper Pines' not a bad guy!
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Then I'd say that I don't currently have a bad guy. I am fighting a few different people. I like to fight around.
 * Luan Loud (The Loud House): Hi, Luan Loud, new Police Commissioner. It's my dream for the police force to team up with Wilf.
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): What?
 * Luan Loud (The Loud House): Wouldn't that be better?
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): I hate everything you just said.
 * Josh (Postman Pat the Movie): I'm falling!
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Gotcha.
 * Josh (Postman Pat the Movie): Nice.
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Initialize master builder.
 * Luan Loud (The Loud House): I got it!
 * Josh (Postman Pat the Movie): Here you go!
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Yes, we did it. Pretty cool, huh?
 * Luan Loud (The Loud House): Why did you build this thing with only one seat?
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Uh, because last I checked, I only had one butt. Let's go defeat Hades.
 * Josh (Postman Pat the Movie): We're going on a family trip. I can wear my costume, too.
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Well, luckily for us, you left your costume back at...
 * Josh (Postman Pat the Movie): Rip!
 * Wilf (Postman Pat The Movie): Oh, no, under your clothes. That's perfect.